Same Song & Dance Lyrics - Eminem

Artist: Eminem

Album: Relapse (2009)

[Intro]

Yeah... Same song and dance...

Damn girl everywhere I go, same song and dance

I like the way you move, all over the globe

Same song and dance... Something about it man

Same song and dance... In the pale moon light

[Verse 1]

I'm lookin' at you yeah girl, you're kinda taken back by

The whole rapper thing aren't ya

Probably thinking you'll get slapped so damn hard, ya

Won't even be able to stand up straight aren't ya

Couple rape charges people think you're a monster

The police constantly buggin' ya non stop

I walk upon ya, well hello Tonya

I think you got your on start button inside your car stuck

You outta gas? Do you got a flat?

I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundrymat

I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back

And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap

You just got jacked, and bodysnatched and it's a wrap

In broad day, and no mask for this attack

I heard them say, exact opposite to track

If that's a fact, it'll take taskforce to get you back

[Chorus]

Yeah baby, do that dance

it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass

You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you

I said Yeah baby, sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all

Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance

[Verse 2]

First victim I had, she was a big one

big movie star, a partygirl, big fun

She was the girl the media always picked on

In and out of rehab every 4 to 6 months

She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts

And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once

What an event it was, I was sitting in front

I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns

Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son

Look, here she comes, I better pull out the big guns

Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin hun

How 'bout a ride to rehab, get in cunt

Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want

I'm just kiddin' let me start over again hun

See what I meant was, you should have a little intervention

Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension

You little Wench ya, murder wasn't my intention

If I wanted to kill you, it would of already been done

Slowly she gets in, and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension

cord...

[Chorus]

Yeah baby, do that dance

it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass

you ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you

I said Yeah baby, sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all

Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance

[Verse 3]

My second victim was even bigger than the first

Popstar icon, the whole works

She played a little school girl, when she first burst

upon the scene, and seen that the world was hers

She swirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts

It hurt me and made me mad at first

I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on

is that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her

Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?

Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or

Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk

We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk

Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must

Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just

Climb the gate and ring the bell, Like hello my love

I just picked your prescription for seroquel up

Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?

I'll share my valium with you, cause I'm feelin' you Britney

I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one

Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent

I been feelin' you ooh ooh girl, you sexy little gal you

You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value

Cmon' toots, give me the valium, Alioop

I'll slam dunk it into your mouth til you puke

And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet suit

I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you

New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit out of you, shoot

No show me how you move, baby do how you do

[Chorus]

Yeah baby, do that dance

it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass

you ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you

I said Yeah baby, sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all

Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance

[Outro]

Same kickin' and screamin', same prayin' and sobbin'

Same song and dance, same beggin' and pleadin'

Same yellin' and bleedin', same song and dance

Yeah same song and dance, I know... Same song and dance