Hello Lyrics - Eminem

Artist: Eminem

Album: Relapse (2009)

[Intro]

Hello

Allow me to introduce myself

My name is...(Shady)

It's so nice to meet you

It's been a long time

I'm sorry it's been so long

My name is...(Shady)

I never meant to leave you

[Verse 1]

you see that chick in the gym checking me out?

Any second im bout to stick a (neck in my mouth?)

I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house

That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?

Just the necklace I lost, ready to step in his blouse(?)

Man I should check to see if my mum left any out

Nope! Guess I'll reroute

Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch

oooh, Jackpot, yeah

Open Sesame mouth!

Down the hatchet, the feeling you can't match it

A rat tap tap on your door with the damn ratchet

Attack tack tack in the hall with the damn hatchet

A knapsack packed with like 40 some zantac's

Shortly come back I'm tryna score me some (?)

I'm bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniels

(La forgey forgey forgey???)was bad capsules

The bad apple spoils the bunch

I'm back at cha

[Chorus]

I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

And are you menstruating baby

My girlfriend's waiting to say hello

The way your titties are wiggling

And your booty is shaking like jello

I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Verse 2]

My equalibrium's off, must be the lithium

I dont need to buy any drugs man people give me 'em

It just becomes everyday extra curriculum

No reason in particular it was stricty fun

A fifth of Roman and two bottles of one fifty one

fifthy one people asleep in my damn living room

Excuse me hun

But what is your name?

Vivian?

I woke up next to ya naked and er did we um...

...Of course we did

But didn't I strap a jimmy on?

I'm looking for the Trojan wrapper but there don't seem to be one

No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm

But disease is something i'm trying to keep my penis free from

I find the package and i'm cool I immediately run

Like speedy guns, Alice, to see if I see anyone

Who might have a couple a threes, I'm feeling for some

My head is pounding to the beat of the drum..

[Chorus]

I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?

Some are oval and some are pink

Some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Verse 3]

Oh those were the days, they certainly were

It's hurtin' me to know that I be closing that curtain for good

( scratched: word word word word)I second that and I third

Rushed to emergency surgery

to try 'n' flush me because of the drugs that he purchase

He's no longer getting the 300 bucks for these perkadins (?)

Plus he's getting to be where he lustfully searched again

Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him

Tirelessly on the phone tryin ta rustle up muscles relaxers

For his back and a couple of packs now he's doubling back-

wards and he's stumblin' back

Slipped and fell, hit his back

Boom

Heard something go crack

Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin' a nap?

almost ended it that soon because of the fact...

..I'm just bustin' my own chops when I'm bustin' the rap

Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it

I'm back!

[Chorus]

Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello!

Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?

Some are oval and some are pink

Some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Outro]

That's all I'm saying

Hello (Hello)

Allow me to introduce myself

My name is...(Shady)

It's so nice to meet you

It's been a long time

I'm sorry I've been so long

My name is...(Shady)

I never meant to leave you

Yeah

It's like starting over

Clean slate

Ha