My Mom Lyrics - Eminem

Artist: Eminem

Album: Relapse (2009)

[Intro]

Yeah...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yo Yo

Alright, Ima lay the chorus first

Here we gooo now

[Chorus]

My mom love valium and lots of drugs

Thats why I am like I am because I'm like her

Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs

Thats why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom!

[Verse #1]

My mom, my mom,

I know your probably tired of hearing 'bout my mom, Oooh whooa

But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty

And how I become hooked on vah-a-l-ium

Valium was in everything, food that I ate

The water that I drank, fckin peas in my plate

She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak

So everyday I'd have at least three stomach aches

Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her

Son to grow up to be an under-afu*kin-chiever

My teacher didn't think I was gunna be nothin either

"What the fuck you stickin gum up under the f*ckin seat for?"

"Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffin ether,"

"Either that or the muthafckers been puffin' reefer"

But all this huffin and puffin wasn't what it was either, it was neither

I was buzzin but it wasn't what she thought

Pee in teacup? Bitch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin

What the fuk you keep on fckin' with me for

Slut you need to leave me the fck alone, I ain't playin

Go find you a white crayon and color a fukin' zebra!

[Chorus]

My mom love valium and lots of drugs

Thats why I am like I am cause I'm like her

Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs

Thats why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom!

[Verse #2]

Wait a minute.. This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner

"You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I?

Now heres a plate full of pain killers, now just wait till I crush the valium

and put it in your potatoes, you little motherfcker,

I'll make you sit there and make that retarded fckin face Without even tastin it.

You better lick fckin' plate you ain't wastin' it, put your face in it

For I throw you in the basement again, and I ain't givin' in

Your gunna just sit there in one fuckin place spi????

Till next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished

Then I'll use the same shit again, then When I make spinach dip

It'll placed in the shit.

You little shit Wanna sit there and play innocent

A rack filler hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it

Child support? Your father he ain't sent the shit

And so what if he did? Its none of your dang business kid"

[Bridge #1]

My mom, theres no one else quite like my mom

I know I should let bigons be bigons

But shes the reason why I am high what I'm high on

[Chorus]

My mom love valium and lots of drugs

Thats why I am like I am cause I'm like her

Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs

Thats why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom!

[Bridge #2]

My mom love valium now while I am

Theres a party animal, I am what I am

But I'm strong to the finish with me valium spinach

But my buzz only last about two minutes

But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it

I can't even write a rhyme without doin' it

My valium, My valiiiuuuuum

[Verse #3]

Man I never thought I could never be a drug addict

Nah fuck that, I can't have it happen to me

But that actually what has ended up happenin'

A tradegy, of fckin passin it up, catchin' me

And its probably where I got aquanted with the taste, Ain't it

Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom, beautiful

She killed a fckin dog with the medicine she done fed it

Feed a fukin asprin and say that it has a headache

"Here want a snack, you hungry you fckin brat?"

"Look at that, its a xanax, take it and take a nap! EAT IT!"

But I DONT NEED IT!

"WELL FCK IT, then break it up!"

"Take a little piece then beat it, before you wake Nathan up!"

Alright ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin'

I'll do it, pop it gobble it, and start wobblin'

Stumble, hoble, tumble, slip, tripped and I fall in bed

With a bottle of Meds, and a Heath Ledger bobblehead