Medicine Ball Lyrics - Eminem

Artist: Eminem

Album: Relapse (2009)

[Intro]

Oh my goodness! What have I done! Oh no! I can't believe it!

It's like... I've got the whole world in my palm!

And I'm ready to DROP BOMBS!

[Verse 1]

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca

It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca

It's my sector, homosexual disector, come again, rewind selecta!

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector

So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya

Hannibal Lector and a guy sex and I bet ya

I tantlize you and in less than 5 seconds I get ya

They say once bitten, and twice shy

Well I'm next to the guy with nine ecstacy pills and 5 extra

Boxes of ripped condoms in quantities, why yes sir

I took the rest of the lunesta pills from my dresser

It's my kinda vibe, what else should I try Lester

Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester

Performed a home abortion with dexter then I guess I

Dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[Chorus]

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

[Verse 2]

All my westside bitches throw it up

Put a baloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up

Man i think that he just fell off the teet and show enough

So you better change the station to keep from throwin' up

Man you've seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it

There's a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it

You know you're with it girl, don't front, oh no you didn't

I'm won't rape all the pussycat dolls, Nicole you kidding

I pee on Rihanna see man I do what I wanna

Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy glueing Madonna to

The lazy boy sofa fold her in two, then sit on her

Imagine the visual for that man, who woulda thought I

Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance

But the chick's so old, she looks like she out lived a life sentence

I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive

If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive

[Chorus]

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

[Verse 3]

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand

Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quick sand

Here, you need a hand big man, grab hold of this branch

With both hands, man they don't understand, I'm just a sick man

Now everybody's pissed at me

Like it's my fault this name rhymes with so many different words, Jeez!

So one last time Mr. Christoper Reeves

Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please!

"Eminem, I'm coming to kill you, always hated you and I still do

You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume

Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you

You're taking this shit too far, who do you think you are?

Hang my suit up in the armior

Everyday I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard

Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"

[Chorus]

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

[Outro]

The world is mine!