Insane Lyrics - Eminem

Artist: Eminem

Album: Relapse (2009)

[Verse 1]

I was born with a d*ck in my brain

Yea f*cked in the head

My step-father said that I sucked in the bed

'Til one night he snuck in and said

We're going out back, I want my d*ck sucked in the shed

"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"

After I fck you in the butt, get some head

Bust a nut, get some rest

The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the f*ck's up with this kid"

The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared

He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead

Jeffrey don't let that f*cker get you upset

Go in there stick a f*cking cigarette to his neck

I bet you he's faking it

I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get

I'll go handle this of course unless you object

Ah, go f*ck his brains out if any is left in his head

[Chorus]

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane

[Verse 2]

You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off

I just got f*cking chased off with a chainsaw

Then he took the chainsaw bit the f*cking blades off

Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop

Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong

That motherfcker's got nuts like king kong

Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn

And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on

Then he took his pants he took every fcking thing off

Everything except his tank top and his training bra

Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog

Man that motherfckers gangsta, ain't he dog?

Shady dog, what be going through that fuking brain of yours?

Say no more, what the f*ck you waiting for? Sing along.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Don't you know what f*lch means? (Yea)

Well then tell me, would you rather get f*lched or do the f*lching?

F*ck 'em in the @ss suck the come out while you're belching

Burp belch and go back for a second helping

Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?

I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me

Fck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping

Shady what the fock you saying? I don't know help me!

What the f*ck's happening? I think I'm fcking melting!

Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being

No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing

I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see

I only get naked when the babysitter tells me

She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street

But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey

Well this is called @ss-Rape and we should do the Jail scene

[Chorus]